short pants romance

i must say, considering it's the beginning of the year, i sure do have a feeling that it's the end of the world. crazy shit has been happening lately and i'm beginning to think it might be time to repent:

• that smell in new york
• mass bird deaths in austin
• c4 explosive in the port of miami (false alarm)
• arctic ice shelves cracking
  
• meteorites in new jersey
• UFO's in chicago

unfortunately my landlord will most likely charge us for any damage to our apartment that may be sustained during the rapture. in the mean time, i'm definitely keeping an eye out for that fog that turns people inside out.